"Details Of Obama’s Climate Change Plan"
AUGUST 4, 2015
The Onion: President Obama unveiled Monday a plan to increase the country’s clean power usage that many are calling the strongest action ever taken by a U.S. Here are some key details of Obama’s climate change plan: Immediate removal of smokestacks atop White House. Serves as major legacy-builder for Obama until presidential system is forgotten in catastrophic, drought-ravaged Black Times beginning in 2047.